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kelsyabbott:
Adventures in Advertising
i don’t mean to toot my own horn, but i do a really great jimmy stewart impression.
I’m not saying that perfect human beings exist. But I am saying that a perfect human being exists. And that human being is Kelsy Abbott.
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Kick-Ass :: rogerebert.com :: Reviews →
maxasaurus:
Shall I have feelings, or should I pretend to be cool? Will I seem hopelessly square if I find “Kick-Ass” morally reprehensible and will I appear to have missed the point? Let’s say you’re a big fan of the original comic book, and you think the movie does it justice. You know what? You inhabit a world I am so very not interested in.
Roger Ebert gave Kick-Ass one star. This made...
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Lyrically challenged
Holy shit I’ve just been smacked in the face with a little chunk of reality! You know the lyric in California Dreamin’ that goes “Well, I got down on my knees and I pretend to pray”? I’ve spent my entire life thinking the lyric was “Well, I got down on my knees and I begin to pray”. BIG DIFFERENCE. Serves me right for learning Mamas & the Papas songs...
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I think the only good mom is a dead mom.
– Julia Vickerman (via maxasaurus)
and don’t forget this:
max: hey earth quaker
me: you gonna ask me “what’s shakin?”
max: nah, i was gonna ask if it was your FAULT hahaha
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