Been in Minnesota a few days now. Haven’t visited in about a year and it’s really comforting seeing everyone again. Comforting meaning I’ve basically been drunk since we got here. Kidding… (?) It’s cold but it’s not debilitating. Our friends here are all so beautiful and photogenic it’s almost unfair. Last night I wore my XXL ‘shirtless Jacob’ shirt from Hot Topic and we went with a group of 6 to see New Moon in Maple Grove, a suburb about 30 minutes outside of Minneapolis. On the way out of the theater a 12-year-old girl told me she liked my hair (they always do) and then a father sitting on a bench noticed me, elbowed his wife and said “check out the FREAK”. No one’s called me that in a long time so needless to say, I was stoked out of my mind.
We celebrated how fucking shitty that movie is by going to RED LOBSTER, undoubtedly the best destination for overpriced snow crab legs and colorful high-fructose cocktails. By the end of the night, we’d come to the realization that Nicole would rather fuck King Triton than John McCain… because he probably has a monster fish dick hiding somewhere under those scales.
Then we came home and I had an e-mail from someone cool about a possible cool project that is totally cool and I’m PSYCHED about it.
Okay well, Apparently I have to go burn some CDs with music on them because it’s 2002 and no one has iPods yet.
